Cruel, Intolerable, Egoistic, Sadistic and a Fuck wit. Oh wait, I forgot the insufferable know it all part. There, thats me.
Of course not, thats not me. But I bet those are the things you wanted to hear. Its a curse. We are born this way, we would much rather a bitch than an angel.
So, what am I? I have no clue, though I can tell you what I think I am. I think I am wonderful and weird and sweet and nice and sensitive and intelligent and pretty, yes pretty is important,and understanding. I like to think the nicest things about me but I also do know that I’m not half as nice as I would like to think I am.
So why bother eh? We have bigger problems in the world that writing About Yourself. This can wait. But I somberly swear that the day I have a clue to figuring myself out, you will be the first one to know.
Can we please move on now? Thank you! 
I might not be able to say nice things about you. But yes, you are one helluva laugh riot for sure. RIOT…. that DOES define you. I rest my case.
U sound interesting! Riot is a nice way to describe someone.